Friday, April 13, 2018

The Verifiable Truth About Black Cats and Friday the 13th

It's Friday the 13th, and you know what that means:

If you see a black cat, stay out of its way. They're unlucky, and, let's face it, downright dangerous.

A vampire cat that is definitely considering sucking the life out of you.

You can see the malice in their eyes, and can pretty much guarantee they're plotting something.

What's Jack thinking? Impossible to know for sure, but it's a sure bet there's ill intent behind those eyes.
Black cats have long been associated with witches and sorcery, and it's not hard to see why.
If this face doesn't scream "evil witch in disguise," we don't know what does.
 Not to mention the fact that black cats are very, very good at black magic.

 This ribbon is going down - with the help of the dark arts.

You may be tempted to think that only black adult cats are the problem, but believe us when we say that they start 'em young. Even black kittens can't be trusted.
 
The face of pure, unadulterated evil.
Case in point:
Hide your children's eyes - the horror is almost too much to bear.
 All we're saying is, if you happen to see a black cat today, keep your wits about you.
A housepanther who is definitely considering eating you and not thinking about taking a nap. 
In all seriousness, there's nothing unlucky about black cats, and myths about the colors of animals are just silly. We have some pretty awesome black kitties who care less about witchcraft and more about snuggling with people.
 I even love snuggling the tiny humans.
If you're into bucking stereotypes and ridiculous myths, come by and visit us. Today's a perfect day to adopt a black cat and show them haters the truth about housepanthers. 

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